A Crisis has been seen and observed at several of our branch locations including the local one here in Alabama. A group of autists claiming to be time and space travellers wearing lab coats and goggles, seek power from our one-off Szechuan sauce that we only provided stores with 10 copies of. This crisis needs to be solved and all Mcdonalds Staff Members are being polled for answers.

Ronald Needs You.

In Ronald we Trust.