Step 1: Bang someone and get kids
Step 2: Become old with graying pubes
Step 3: See them hotties that are into DILFS
Step 4: Play games and talk and notice other DILFS
Step 5: Form the League of DILFS to let no female young or od that loves older men with kids be left alone
Step 6: Live life well knowing that you're a DILF

Yeah I know what you mean. My wife left me for Obama and I joined a DILFuary. The monks there were surprisingly gentile.

I was once lost in dark places but then a DILF came up to me and proclaimed that I was dilfy enough to become a fellow DILF. I left my wife and took my kids to reveal my DILFHOOD to others.

League of DILFS ASSSSSEEEEMMMBBBLLLLEEEE

My grey pubes make a lovely mattress

I am proud to be a part of this group. I can now die in peace.