Female (half) satisfaction services for lonely steam men.

We here at Quality Thai Hooker Service dedicate our hearts to finding the perfect match for all men on steam. Although our current roster of pleasure maidens consists of only one person, we will ensure that he (she?) pleasures all who use our services until further roster expansion.

About: We are a prostitution ring based in Bangkok Thailand with one ♥♥♥♥♥ currently on constant duty. (Ming Lao aka 5 dolla sucky sucky, pictured)

Aim: We aim to solve the steam community's #1 problem: loneliness. Most men you will encounter on steam, especially in the Left 4 Dead community, are more than likely virgins, and need our help. The only option for them is prostitution, and that is where we come in.

Goals:

1. Expand our roster of maidens.
2. Pay for Ming Lao's future medical bills.
3. Don't go to jail.
4. Don't get steam banned.
5. Solve steam's #1 problem.

In closing, we here at the service would like to thank all who participate in and support our cause.

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