Attention all members of Josh's Private Militia, Crwzn's Epic Server, and other branches
of the Crwzn brand:

In compliance with our company’s standards for health and security, we are conducting a mandatory penis inspection. This inspection is crucial for maintaining the well-being and integrity of our members and ensuring a safe and respectful environment within our community.

All members who are above the age of 18, and currently associated with any and all platforms, will be required to make an appointment at any point during the 3 day period, which will be free of charge. Inspections will take place on 7/1/24 at 8:00 AM PST through 7/3/24 4:00 PM PST. (We will be closed on the 4th to celebrate)

Parents/Guardians of anybody under the age of 18 will be referred to other groups such as OVO Records, Diddy and associates, or any US politician ever.

If you fail to appear for an inspection within the given dates, another inspection the following month of August will be available for any members who were not able to make the first round of inspections, please check our newsletter for further updates. If you are unable to make it to the second round of inspections, you will be unable to have an inspection completed by our GIX (Genital Inspection Experts) team, and will either have to wait until the following year for the 2025 inspections, or will have to go through a 3rd party service provider that is partnered with the Crwzn brand, or has been certified with our Genital Inspection and Service Processing, or GISP program. Third party services may come at a cost to you.

At the completion of your inspection, you will be given a certificate stating your completion of the GISP program. Certificates will be REQUIRED in order to continue engaging with members of any Crwzn brand platform, or engaging in any and all events taking place within as well.

You are able to turn in your completed certificate at any point during the year it was issued, regardless of when it has been completed, as long as it is turned into the GIX team, or other partnered locations. Processing may take up to 2-4 weeks.




Any issues or complaints? Feel free to email us at [email protected]

Thank you for your time.