The Truth Of Josephutopia (our newspaper article)

Recent events have led our powerful vassal of Russia to invade the Ukraine claimed Crimean Peninsula with the opposition of the european union. The Capitalist pig Barrack Obama unjustly retaliates with a feeble embargo on the great Russians economy but the yellow-belly capitalists are sure not to respond with any further actions becuase the cowards hide behind an ocean of lies from our great progress and military might. REMEMBER TO SMILE

-Supreme Honorable Glorious Leader

Sony tried to make a movie of some guys killing my friend, nice try.

-Supreme Honorable Glorious Leader