Congratulations. We dod it. Thanks to all the boys and girls who came and hung out til 9:30am. A big thank you too to Johnny Depp, star of Donny Brasco, another great flick. Once again...
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I would like to give a shoutout to everyone who came to J.D.I.R. #7 because there were more girls there than ever before. Shoutout to "Floops" for providing the Depp lovers with tasty burgers. Sleepy Hollow was another great cinematic experience provided by Johnny Depp and I would like to take this moment to thank him. A moment of silence please. A big thank you to Barney Kroger for providing associates with free private selection ice cream. Three 48 ounce buckets were brought to the party and I thank each and every one of you. Btw,

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Congratulations to the big D.E.P.P. for snagging himself a fine woman 23 years younger than himself. Now that's an accomplishment we can all be proud of. While we're all jealous that someone else is taking up Depp's time, his happiness is more important; as Johnny Depp... is Rango.

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Thanks for all those who stuck around for Blow and Dead Man courtesy of Johnny Depp. Really means a lot to see everyone enjoying themselves.

Also, i'd like to finally thank Drew Carey for the Big ♥♥♥♥ jokes.

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That Barney's dead.
We barbecued his head!

Saturday, December 28th, 7pm. Aint that a beautiful day? Yup, it sure is. That's a damn fine day of Depp, Homies (excluding Juggalos), Food, Drink, Laughs, and a plethora of other activities for men and (especially) women. So pull up your socks, and fill up your fuel tank with Faygo and head on over to our very own Wasser household.
Need directions? Okay, just shoot me a message and you'll be on your way.

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