Fellow Americans, and Alaskans.

Today, it was showcased that in the once-great 49th state of Alaska, that it had no intention of reviving its former glory, but rather select the path of stagnation and political turmoil. A soap-opera of just drivel and jargon, of two redundant politicians, who behave more as if they were a dysfunctional parent or guardian. A state now ran by the imbecilic and insipid, with rising rates of crime, poverty, and devastation. With little-to-no economic opportunities for Alaskans, it has been decided the older generation will give very little to the young successors of this state. They will be handed all the problems and symptoms of what it is to waste, yet never create, like a parent who's child just crashed their car into a building by accident, only this time around the parent did the crash, and the child has to pay for the damages of the vehicle and damaged property (also they're uninsured).

"The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.... The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice." -Hunter S. Thompson

Therefore, I ask of one thing

Vote for Huhnkie Lee for President of the U.S. in 2024

-A Huhnkie Lee fan