"Ram Ranchers Can't Finish The Job!"

Ram Ranch, a cowboy ranch located on Prince Edward's Island, Canada, has recently been hit hard with fines and legal suits regarding our former imprisonment and sexual misconduct of Prince Harry of England. To cover these costs, we have assembled an elite group of Counter Strike Global Offensive players to win tournaments and win money. Our roster is listed below.

- PLAYERS -
(In no particular order)
1. Evan "Ram Rancher" Gayboe
2. Nicholas "Raunchy" Gaylee [Stand-in]
3. Jakob "Ten Gallon Slammin'" Slutzenheimer
4. Marcus "Ram Wanting To Rut" Blunt
5. To Be Determined

- CURRENTLY INACTIVE -
Jakob "Big Boots" Lovingod
Derek "Country Roades" Gruebschlong(?)

With this team, the costs of our blunders should be easily covered. But we can't do so without some stand-ins! Please apply now at www.signupgenius.com/RamRanchUnderSiege

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"Ram Ranched Demolishes In Scrimage!"

30 października 2018 - 2011 ford fiesta | Komentarzy: 0

Today, player Evan Ram Ranched Gayboe achieved a new personal best for number of frags. During a scrimage with Ram Ranchers player Jakob Ten Gallon Slamin' Slutzenheiser, Evan hit an extraordinary new high of 53 frags in a standard 30 round match. The game was very rocky, as the random people on both teams were quite lackluster, resulting in a 16-13 scoreline. A series of entries, clutches, and teamwork allowed for the 53 kills Ram Ranched achieved in the match. This game is further proof that the team will keep marching on, each player playing their hardest to become the best they can be individually.

The next Ram Ranched official match has been postponed due to team complications, caused by player Ram Ranched. We are hoping to have Derek Country Roads Gruebschlong and Jakob Big Boots Lovingod return to the team shortly. For now, Nicholas Raunchy Gaylee will be taking Big Boots' spot in the roster. We look forward to the next official match, and the team says it will keep the fans posted on their current situation.

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"Ram Ranchers Take Their First L"

25 października 2018 - 2011 ford fiesta | Komentarzy: 0

Today marked the first five-queue match for the Ram Ranchers, making it their first official match. The queue was missing player Derek Country Roades Gruebschlong, one of their star fraggers, and was replaced by stand-in Nicholas Raunchy Gaylee. The match started off in a four to one lead, with some flawless site holds and many deagle headshots. Throughout the game the team started to lose rounds, and were eventually beaten 16-7. The opposing used a very aggressive playstyle, one that the newer players, Ten Gallon Slammin' and Ram Wanting To Rut, were not able to keep up with. Throughout the gme, IGL Ram Raunched led the team with 30 frags, almost completing a 1v5 clutch with only a deagle, and completing an Ace, with a 1v2 clutch to en it off. Player Jakob Big Boots Lovingod performed many impactful site holds, turning the tides of many rounds. While the team is still learning, they put up a very good fight, and every round was as competitive as the last.

Team Stats

Ram Ranched - 30 Kills, 5 Assists, 17 Deaths, 2 MVPs
Big Boots - 12 Kills, 7 Assists, 20 Deaths, 2 MVPs
Raunchy - 9 Kills, 4 Assists, 19 Deaths, 1 MVP
Ram Wanting To Rut - 9 Kills, 1 Assist, 16 Deaths, 1 MVP
Ten Gallon Slammin' - 7 Kills, 3 Assists, 22 Deaths, 1 MVP