I am the black child. Kill me and my family for killing our precious lord and savior. Thank You. I wish I died so everyone wouldn't be depressed. Tomorrow I will commit suicide with my 'ol chap Niglet Geru. Bye world.

I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and ♥♥♥♥ other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

as a vegan transgender atheist gorilla engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter gorilla who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist. Harambe is a person.

something wrong
i hold my head
harambe gone
a ♥♥♥♥♥ dead

Harambe was the hero who suffered a mercy-less death. He is a reminder of our lord, Jesus Christ, for they both sacrificed themselves for the sake of humanity. We may never get him back, but we need to do as much as we can to show our honor for American heroes. Why should Harambe not be put on the dollar bill? You might say, "Because he is a gorilla?" Well if so, this is the justice we need to stand for. Rest in peace, friend. Rest in peace.