You just got chimped.

A long time ago, in a zoo far far away lived an amazing Gorilla. He lived happily in his habitat until a wild baby came and took his life from him. In his honour, the Royal Canadian Chimp Police created an ultimate team to rid the world of babies and long rifles, and return it to the chimps. This team, henceforth became known as the Chimp Company.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a chimpanzee sitting next to him. "Are you a chimpanzee?" asked the man, surprised. "I'm JOHN CENA" replied El Chimpo. Stunned, the man asked, "what are you doing at the movies?" The chimpanzee replied, "I was going to see King Kong, but I forgot the chimps and dip. Ape-ril fools, I'm actually a chimp."
I would make a banana joke but I just don't get the A-PEEL.