GEQBUS WILL WIN BIGLY

WE HAVE THE CARDS. THE BEST CARDS. MANY PEOPLE SAY IT.

WE DID NOT HAVE THE CARDS WITH GENO-CIDE SMITH AND DEI METCALF. LOUSY LOCKETT COULD NOT DRAIN THE SWAMP.

GEQBUS WILL SAVE SEATTLE AND DRAIN THE SWAMPS.

ELON SCHNEIDER IS THE GREATEST GENERAL MANAGER, SOME SAY EVER. THATS WHY HES GMVP OF 2025, 2026, AND 2027, HES THE BEST. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

ALL SAMERICANS, STAND BACK AND STAND BY, AWAIT OUR GLORIOUS LEADER'S ORDERS!!