I just fucking hate Hampter so much, I hate his stupid little triangle face, he looks like he has no fucking bones, he is so small he looks like a toy, I just wanna stomp hampters stupid little face in, I wanna put hampter in a microwave and watch him explode, I wanna put hampter in a blender and watch it go, I wanna skin hampter alive, I wanna shoot hampter in a firing squad, I wanna drown hampter until the bubbles stop, I wanna kick hampter like a football and watch where he lands, he looks like a stupid bean bag with his stupid beady little eyes. I seriously hate hampter.