So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks.

God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican titties swaying in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.