Dolphins are too cool too not be true.

Dolphins:
- Have sex for pleasure
- Yes they even have sex with you know what
- They can be trained
- They look pretty damn awesome in a sunset
- Okay if you didn't catch on they literally screw anything. Some people threw a camera underwater and the dolphins punctured it with their ♥♥♥♥. Seriously if you see if a male dolphin you should probably hurry out of the water.
- Dolphins are the first creatures to make war with a human race. Also known as the "Japanese Dolphin Genocide" which then developed into the war.