Greetings proletariats,

As we may have noticed, the last post was quite a while ago. You may be wondering the following: (1) Where has our fearless leader been?, or (2) What does the future of this group hold?, (3) What does the future of this country hold? You might even be asking: How can a loving god allow so much suffering? I do not have an answer to this question but I may shed some light on the rest.

1. I have been living in the Amazon rainforest among several tribes who have taught me to hunt, and gather. Unfortunately, they did not have wifi nor electricity.

2. This group is stronger than ever. Hopefully after all this time I can negotiate more fruit snacks during recess, but that is neither here nor there. We'll circle back.

3. I have no idea.

In conclusion, I appreciate the continued loyalty to the group and will be in touch.

In Addition: I am working on letting the tribe (that I lived with for years) let us use a portion of the rainforest for our next flashlight tag outing. If not, then maybe we'll go see Inside Out 2 (depends on if I can watch Inside Out 1 before then, because again I've been in the Amazon rainforest for the last few years with no exposure to society or media).

Hey gang,

Flashlight tag went really well last week and I want to thank everybody for a clean game (except Toby). As you all know, being part of delta squad is an honor and not a privilege. With that I must emphasize the preservation of said honor in the one way we all know best: KARATE. Recently we have had run ins with the lacrosse team and many of our members have been stripped of their honor so next weekend we will be holding a karate class in my garage at 11:30. When the guard goes on their bathroom break we will have a 3 minute window to escape so be quick and make it to my house.

Pro Tip: naruto running is the most efficient form of running so in order to not get caught, I advise you utilize the extra speed.

P.S
We will be visiting Toby in the hospital on Tuesday. They still need to dislodge the flashlight.

Thank you all and get your karate on!

Hello everybody, we will be having our annual game of flashlight tag. If you haven't played before it's rad. If you have seizures regularly please refrain from coming (yes, I am speaking specifically to Aidan).

What you will need:

1. Jumbo size Police flashlight (not for the shining purposes but for the blunt weapon ability)

2. Snake repellent

3. First Aid Kit

4. Bible


P.S. We still havent found Richard from last year so keep an eye out for him.