Were a bunch of cunts

We believe in one Cunt,
the Cunther, the Cunty,
maker of hole and chode,
and of all that is, seen and unseen.

We believe in one Cunt, Jesus Cunt,
the only Son of Cunt,
eternally begotten of the Cunt,
big Cunt from small Cunt, dark Cunt from light Cunt,
true Cunt from true Cunt,
begotten, not made,
one in Being with the Cunt.
Through him all things were made.

For us cunts and for our salvation,
he came down from hole:

by the power of the Cunt
he was born of the Virgin Cunt,
and became a cunt.

For our sake he was crucified
under Cuntius Cuntlate;
he orgasmed, felt disgusted, and slept.

On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the Cuntures;

he ascended into hole
and is seated at the right hand of the Cunt
He will cum again in glory
to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

We believe in the Cunt,
the Cunt, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the
Cunt and the Cunt.
With the Cunt and the Cunt
he is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the Cunt.
We believe in one hole-y
cunthlic and assholetolic Cunt.
We acknowledge one
orgasm for the forgiveness of cum.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.
Cunt.