Join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The oficial Pastafarian Steam group.
Pastafarian Ranks
FSM : Our God, Lord and Savior
Pirate : The equivelent of a Saint - Owner in this group
High Pasta : able to perform miracles in the name of the FSM - Officer in this group
Minister : Able to bless people in the name of the FSM - Moderator in this group
Colander head : a Folower of Pastafarianism - Member of this group

Follow these guidlines to join.
This set of rules (also known as the Eight Condiments) given to the pirate captain Mosey by the FSM himself provides the basic code of behavior for all Pastafarians. There were originally 10 rules, but Mosey dropped and broke two on his way down the mountain, which accounts for Pastafarians' "relaxed" moral standards. The eight surviving rules are:
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?"
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/ Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (take your pick)
Ending Poverty,
Curing Diseases,
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable.
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (Pursuant To #4), then have at it."

How to be a Pastafarian[www.wikihow.com]
Common Prayers[www.loose-canon.info]
The Bible of Pastafarianism[www.loose-canon.info]