the egg is not gay enough to be in church of ♥♥♥♥

Your hands are slow, your movement's sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered! Press those lips against the only one that really moves you. Speed Cola speeds up your life!

♥♥♥♥ outta here im the real harambe

So I went to a brothel in Kings Landing the other night and guess who i saw there. It was Ned Stark with hundreds of Gold Dragons. So the ♥♥♥♥♥ goes in a hot pose, Ned smiles and pours himself a glass of wine. Ned said "Brace yourself Ned is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he then stabbed Ice into her ♥♥♥♥♥.

I sexually Identify as Harambe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in a gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo and dragging children around the place. People say to me that a person being Harambe is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install the name Harambe, harmless intentions and a gorillas body on mine. From now on I want you guys to call me "Harambe" and respect my right to roam around the gorilla enclosure and drag around small children. If you can't accept me you're an agrizoophobe and need to check your zoo official privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

HONK HONK https://www.reddit.com/r/subbie/comments/4rrzpc/these_bros_know_subbie/

why is seth an admin he doesn't even HONK.

I post here all the time lamo

This place is flat out dead, why even post here?

So I went to a Strip Club in Fresno the other night and guess who i saw there. It was Reverse Tim with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Reverse Tim smiles and pours himself a glass of Tim's blood. Reverse Tim said "Some would say...I'm the reverse." and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he destroyed her tight boy ♥♥♥♥♥.

So I went to a Strip Club in Avoca the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Tugboat Tim with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Tugboat Tim smiles and pours himself a glass of Ray's jizz. Tugboat Tim said "TUGBOAT TIMMY" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her the d.

So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Tugboat Tim with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Tim smiles and pours himself a glass of ♥♥♥. Tim said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a baneblade.

YES MY FREIND

BROTHERS WE MUST DEFEND AGAINST THE KILLER SANDVICHES

Hello "tugboat timmy" i am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "space station 13" and i want to become the goodest player like you, After weeks of playing i finally defeated the first boss honker. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Purely sucess, with just the right balence of sweetness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do you see banana man
Hopping over on the white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree

Banana man, me want a ton
Give me double and the bonus one
Give me more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmmm
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you

Tonight we dance around this flame
Then we get to play spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake the thunder from the spirit cloud

All the songbirds in the tree
Chant a tune to let the spirits free
Then we see them in the night
Spirits jumpin by the fire light

Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana)
Peel it down and go
Mmm mmm mmm mmmm
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana)
Dis banana for you

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain