ChaotixAlper

Hiya!, I'm Alper. Well, where do I start? It all began on a cold winternight in December '95. The 2nd day of December to be exact! It was on a Monday I think.. or was it a Sunday? ANYWH0! When the skies were grey.. actually it was around midnight, so the skies should probably be portrayed as "dark" or "black" - IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO OKAY!? I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I ATE FOR BREAKFAST Q_Q. Moving on... When the earth was turning extra slowly on that day. Everybody in the world knew what was up. A baby was born! But this baby wasn't your typical bebe. This baby was born to do great things. Cure cancer, solve the economic crisis we all find ourselves in right now, and many more. You might be asking yourself, "WHY IS HE TELLING ME THIS!? I-is he the baby?" Yes, this baby was me. So long story short, I was destined to be a genius or w/e, but I gave it all up so I could be a lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥ who games all day long! ^^ Not my fault my parents bought me a Nintendo 64 as a child :/

Seri0userer: In case you are to lazy to find out my age with the information provided above this, I'm 20 years old now. I like unicorns (not really), pizza (really), and kebab (really). I live in Utrecht, the Netherlands. It took me a while to finally get ready to stream, but HERE I AM. GET READY TO BE ENTERTAINED (not really... (kk maybe)) c:

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