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In a stunning turn of events that has the scientific community in an uproar we can now tell the world that Jamies baby daddy is no other than Jamie herself. As far as we know this is the first instance of a hermaphrodite impregnating themselves.

Asexual reproduction is common is primitive life forms but has never been found in a creature of Jamies complexity. Some experts believe that "Jamie" is a symbiosis of many primitive life forms coexisting in the appearance of a 12 year old boy in an attempt to lure and trap pedophiles.

We may never know the truth Is jamie just a Hermaphrodite who got freaky with herself and somehow made a child more deformed and mentally retarded then herself? Could she be an host of multiple primitive life forms coexisting in a body that gay men find appealing? Could she be some sort of government biological weapon created to take over the soviet union the answers to these questions and more are being pondered by the greatest minds of our generation.







O RLY?