Where is my cookie!?

PCA: Kevin!!!!!!
PCA: Help Meh!
Diseased Flame: ?
PCA: I've Caught a spider!!
PCA: Now i need a name
Diseased Flame: O_O
Diseased Flame: For real?
PCA: Yes!
Diseased Flame: That's..
Diseased Flame: weird..
PCA: It's So AWESOME!
Diseased Flame: But also CIOOL
Diseased Flame: COOL* :D
Diseased Flame: Bertha.
Diseased Flame: Call it Bertha!
PCA: Bertha? Where is the mutant Spider, Spiderpig?
Diseased Flame: Hmm
Diseased Flame: Bertha the Spiderpig :D
PCA: Bertha
PCA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I.....(Cry)......Lllet Bbertha go, only for play with her....(Cry....Cry) Then came my Dog and Eat her!!! RAAAAAH!!! now is my spider death,
Diseased Flame: NOOOOO D:
Diseased Flame: She had a wonderful life.
PCA: Yes we had so much together
Diseased Flame: D;
PCA: I think im gonna kill my self now..
PCA: See you
Diseased Flame: NOOO
PCA is now dead
Diseased Flame: There are more than a billion Berthas left in the world!
PCA: Yes and we lost one so now there is ONLY 999.999 left :(
Diseased Flame: D;