Hello Everyone...

The time has come to find a NEW Warlord for Flow! Or maybe 2.

In the past I have selected those I personally admired both in game and in person through voice chat. I believe it is crucial to have some sort of personal understanding between individuals when you decide to hand over the key as well as the wrecking ball to the Kingdom.

This time around, I would prefer to have a more democratic system, in the spirit of all things wrong in this world. Let's have a vote! The Flow Clan needs proper European Representation! We can't truly call ourselves an "international clan" if we don't have proper international management! And lord knows I'm one hell of a Nationalist Pig, but I still respect the Globalist agenda!

So, let's have ourselves a war....*ahem*....an election of sorts!

I need some Qualified EU candidates who actually WANT to be a Warlord in Warframe, and who have a sponsor or number of sponsors vouching for them...of course some of you I've known since the very beginning, so you have my sponsorship by default.

I would appreciate it, if those who wish to RULE (run us like elves)....can give me some ideas that you have to make the clan a better place for new and veteran members alike. I'd like to know your vision and then try to find a way to make it a reality, within reason, like Santa Claus and Jesus.

So, let's talk about Warlords...who would be good, who would suck worse than me and who do you trust?

We need candidates that have a vested interest in the clan (time in) and who intend to be semi-active (weekly or bi-weekly) and who will be delicate in their approach at wielding an iron fist!

That means, you'll be kicking inactive players, laying down the LAW (loose airy wafting) when people get triggered...democratically (report to me for executions) and finally...work the MOTD (message of the day) with useful, insightful, or something fun as often and as relevent as possible.

*MASTER FLOWBIAN or FLOWBIAN PRIME are "qualified" candidates.


****08/31/18: UPDATE

More on the 2018 Flowbian Warlord Election!

There have been a few private inquiries of interest sent my way so far, but I would like to see more. Mainly because I would like to attempt something fun with this election process.....

I was in the bathroom after work today, and the thought occurred to me. So I grabbed my trusty roll of 2ply, and started to scribble down some notes, I used a que-tip as a quill, and the body of my avatar as the parchment...and with a few dips into what I can only describe as an amalgam of "best left untold" and moreover, I dunno....but it worked as best as one could hope...to scribe out these crude details in such a fitting manner.

I feel we need to ask a few things in a debate, we need to make candidate cards, (profile cards)....candidates take a good selfie in game like standard campaign portraits

We also need to make some type of propaganda for and against the candidates...as long as it is friendly fun, all non-sense based on loose reality or truths within the game itself....I myself may have a hand in this.

This is in a sense; a CLAN competition is it not? So may the best candidate win!

More on the Debate: I'm thinking we could hold a fake debate among the candidates.

Where me and the other Warlords pick questions from the Audience...(the clan members)

Then we make some of our own....on the REAL ISSUES that these candidates will address as your new Warlords! complete with video campaign adds, , some silly shit talking...typical presidential election antics...only done in true Flow style...with fire and explosions and stuff.

What do you think? Can it be done? Would you be interested? Does anyone want to help make some fake propaganda or submit some questions for the debates?

Let me know in the comments below...and don't forget to Like and Subscribe!