Power to the Bread

On August 21st, 2808, Daniel Rubarb was walking through the swamps of the eastern North Pole, when she stumbled upon a family of hungry crocadiles, who were feasting on a startled penguin. When they saw her, the youngest of the group ripped a penguin chunk and lathered it onto a hunk of bread that was laying nearby. After making this, "Penguin Sandwich", as Daniel explained, the crocadile offered it to her using it's telekinetic powers. When Daniel took a bite, her blood boiled to -100° Melcium, upon which, her head exploded and the red sunk into the snow.

Two weeks ago, we were able to revive Daniel, using high tech gadgets down at our R&D center. We asked her how she would sum up this scenario, in which she responded, "Give me another Penguin Sandwich on Rye, or so help me god, I will turn your intestines into snosages."

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