On August 21st, 2808, Daniel Rubarb was walking through the swamps of the eastern North Pole, when she stumbled upon a family of hungry crocadiles, who were feasting on a startled penguin. When they saw her, the youngest of the group ripped a penguin chunk and lathered it onto a hunk of bread that was laying nearby. After making this, "Penguin Sandwich", as Daniel explained, the crocadile offered it to her using it's telekinetic powers. When Daniel took a bite, her blood boiled to -100° Melcium, upon which, her head exploded and the red sunk into the snow.

Two weeks ago, we were able to revive Daniel, using high tech gadgets down at our R&D center. We asked her how she would sum up this scenario, in which she responded, "Give me another Penguin Sandwich on Rye, or so help me god, I will turn your intestines into snosages."

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Recently when the reformed country of albuquerque took their first visit to the moon they dicovered something.The Final Nazi surviving from WW V. When asked who he was, the man responded with "My name is Nathanial Pumpernickel, and i am a jewish nazi." You may remember the nazi as the jewish forces who wanted to destroy all other religions with poisoned bologna. We still have no report on how he got their or how a man from a war in 2122 ended up in 2191. We are awaiting further responce from the government. Also exscue typos my intern robot typed this for me and he was drunk.