Because BotC2C sounds far too suspicious

By joining herein clan you AFFIRM that the demagogues are DEVOURING the Proletariat. A CESSATION of all HOSTILITIES, economic or corporeal, toward the underclass is hereby DEMANDED or shall be DEFENDED AGAINST by FORCE. In aiding such capacity, a new RULER is thus PROCLAIMED. All hail, Space Ghost! PLAY me to my DESK, Zorak!

Tag up, citizen comrades!