The Day my left testicle got bruised.

See one day i was just chilling and being myself, a good church guy, praising the lord and ♥♥♥ anal like a normal person. Then one day i just had these really bad runs, farts and stuff like that everywhere. After a bit i had one of those big ones, like the force of the almighty gods were trying to gape my bumhole. then i let it out, and my testi's flapped all over the place. I looked at my testis and my left one was sure as hell bruised, this happens to atleast 47.69% of tangles in the majoogly.