We are the last hope of humanity.

Our army has been building in the lowest sectors of the Lambda Complex, near the remains of Black Mesa, The nuclear device, detonated by the mysterious (G) Man, and several charges failed to destroy our sector of which we reside in, leaving a few key scientists alive, including Dr. Magnusson's close brother, who is thought to be dead, Shaun Magnusson, Dr. Lea, Dr. Erickson, Dr.Johnsen, Dr. Bradley, and four more who have asked to have their name kept secret, our leading general, General Calhoun, keeps his men in top fitness, finding any errors in them and eradicating it, Our other personnel (Weapons research, hygeine, cloning) which will remain hidden away in the confines of the facility, include Larry Odessa, Vaughn Laszlo, (God rest his brother's soul, consumed by antlions.) Gina Cross, a silent man who has no hands, but seems to be able to communicate telepathicly to our army, he is our communications expert, and many others.

As you can see in this Top Secret Photo File(Seen above(T.S.P.F)), our army grows larger by the minute, as our top notch cloning scientist Doctor Vaughn Laszlo refines his cloning techniques.

We are now recruiting, please, if you are one of the few Barneys who escaped Black Mesa, we urge you to join our army, the Earth depends on you.