THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BECOMING THE ULTIMATE EDGELORD WITH ULTIMATE ULTIMATUMS

Athiesm must not be attempted that is extreme edgelord territory
you must fear the fedora
you must respect the fedora
because if you don't you will cut yourself on the edge
bing watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vampire shows
and listen to linkin park and other bands that sing about being misunderstood and slitting your wrists
that is the danger you pose to yourself when you become an atheist
only the strongest of all keyboard warriors can become one
you must grow your neck out from years of bad posture
you must grow your neckbear out from not shaving
you must develop carpel tunnel and wear the wrist guard thingy
and you must be a complete and utter manchild
only then will you become one of the chosen few