HAVE YOU BOZO'S COMPLETELY LOST IT ALL?! FIRST ONE CALLS ME ON THE PHONE TELLS ME THE TOILET PAPER IS OUT AND HE CAN'T GET OUT OF THE TOILET AND NOW THIS?

GET TO WORK YOU WORTHLESS BUNCHA PIECES!!!!!!!!!!

PS: ROCK MORE THIS WILL GO RIGHT OF YOUR SALARY.

I leave you with a fresh cup of coffee every day sir, I thought you realised that when you vacantly requested me to put your cups somewhere close to you every morning.
That must explain that rotten stench around here, I thought that was just the smell in your office from your used socks pile. ha.. hah..

You don't need a reason as for why, you do it you get paid by the hour now put a hurry on it and clean the coffee machine. In some companies bosses get served but nobody makes better coffee that myself and me alone. Now how is the Barkley Code instalment going.

Ah.. That's why I'm always the one to unclogg the coffee machine nowadays.

I take no excuses.

Larry was fired five months ago. Please proceed with my request.

Oh ehh.. sorry boss! I thought it was Larry again. I tell you, he's the one responsible for the recent breach.

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