Hello, And Welcom To Aperture Science Innovators², Were Science Is The Future, And The Future Starts With You.

Sir Herbert here, i created this group to find out who i WORTHY to have a job at aperture science, and remember, science is the future, and the furture starts with YOU.
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We have gottin rid of that rouge A.I. GLaDOS,
so we dont have to worry about her.
But if she ever gets re-animated, we have a reason to worry.

but anyway
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to aperture science innovators²
were science is the future
and the future starts with you
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I bet you wondering what happend to Cave Johnson?
well, as he was trying to invent bouncy black holes, he was accedentaly sucked in, we eventualy found him floating in the Anti-Dimentional room....passed out on a pile of gel, "what kind of gel" i hear you ask...the discontinude gel, the one were it made your ribs feal like liquid.....witch they were.
he died soon after and they put ME in the GLaDOS A.I.
Fortunatly they reanamed it "ALaINIUS" instead of "GLaDOS".
I was in there for three days until i deasided to "reamove" the cancellation switch, then.......

I want ROUGE!!

Until my friend Darkness Auditore,
Who is now know as DaRK,
Plugged a morality core into me, thats when i desided to put his human body in to an A.I. so we can opperate aperture together.
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Now about the employees.
When i went rouge, I
Sorta.....
Killed EVERYONE!!!!!!
thats why i am hiring to fill about;

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Employees and test -!@#!#$!-
Subjects.
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Be safe around Portals
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