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I was born on January 6th, 1963 somewhere in the Red Sea on a Latvian shipping barge. My parents, now deceased, were descendants of high merchants of the Hanseatic League. When my vessel docked at the port of Liepaja, I was the only soul on board. Quantum immortality is real and I will not debate you on this.

My love for the Smurfs started in the 1980s. However, I don't collect anything of them except for videos, books, and videogames. I was the original creator of the Smurfs Wikia until I abandoned control of it for an independent Smurfs wiki site. I am currently this Wikia's administrator and bureaucrat.

My Favorite Smurf Stories:
The Purple Smurfs
The Astro Smurf
The Lure Of The Orb
Handy's Sweetheart
Hogatha's Heart Throb
The Finance Smurf
You Don't Smurf Progress
The Reporter Smurf

And yes, Greta Thunberg does produce most of the world's methane.
A brap hog of her caliber has an intestinal system far more complex than one billion cows. Will you be the mighty warrior to rearrange those guts? TOTAL PARADIGM SHIFT.

-Guru Nasreen Vimal
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