Zup! 8 is surprisingly addictive for such a simple game. It’s just pushing shapes around and triggering explosions, but every time I solve a level, I feel like a genius! 10/10 would Zup again.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☑ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Pretty bad Dark Souls 2 Clone.

Zup! 8 attempts to introduce puzzles that require some thought and precision, but it lacks the punishing difficulty, intricate world-building, and strategic combat that made Dark Souls 2 the masterpiece it is. Zup! 8, with its basic puzzle mechanics and simple objectives, feels shallow in comparison to the life-changing challenge that Dark Souls 2 presents. Dark Souls 2’s depth comes not only from its combat but from the interconnected world and lore that players slowly unravel as they push through seemingly insurmountable odds. Zup! 8, on the other hand, offers nothing close to that level of engagement or emotional impact. It’s an enjoyable distraction but does not compare to the grand and difficult experience that Dark Souls 2 delivers. Ultimately, it’s a poor imitation of something far greater and simply doesn’t live up to the expectations set by the brilliance of Dark Souls 2.

Ask not what Zup! Corporation can do for you, but what you can do for Zup! Corporation! 🌀 🧠🌀🧠🌀

Pros:

Enjoyable and relaxing gameplay

Cons:

Some levels rely on guesswork or luck instead of logic
Not very demanding
Very, very short

7/10