i brought my chicken to the New Year's Eve celebration. 

Wait, this seems familiar 

Just won the Chicken Contest during my first year!! Didn't know that was possible. Got the Golden Egg right away, too! 

 

This is one of the best moments I've had gaming , cause I jokingly chopped him with my axe and well... XD 

Wife's farm :) 

!!! 

LOL Words to live by. I suppose Lizzie Borden thought so too. O.o 

..the best dialouge surprise in game 

NOT SINNED WYM????? WYM???????????????