It's only been 8 or 9 days and I'm already at 70 hours of game time.

This is everything I could have wished for in what is the closest thing to a modern day AAA Zoo Tycoon game. The 10 year old in me is absolutely obsessed and my 29 year old ADHD-ridden butt wants nothing more than to sit down, plan out the zoo of my dreams and have it come to fruition with the beautiful graphics, textures, props, sounds, music and designs in this game (while simultaneously putting out fires of overflowing trash cans, oh the guests are crowding my tortoises, wait the deer are inbreeding? guys come on you can't buck your si - oh god theres a hundred butterflies in my exhibit lemme just deal with tha- OH NO the generator failed, oh god the train is down now and the guests are flooding into the okapi habitat - oh they're so stressed out now; where are my mechanics? My work zones are so disorganized! Lemme sort those ou- OH MY GOD BABY ANTEATEEERR AAAAA ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!! ... ... .... Wait why are there so many trash cans over here? Oh yeah...).

Absolutely in love with this one. Cannot recommend enough if you were a Zoo Tycoon kid.

My ONLY gripe is that there was a perfect opportunity to put in a "Zookeeper" mode where you go into first person and get to brush or clean animals, clean exhibits, and just walk around your very own zoo in first person mode; but unfortunately it's not a thing. (Although apparently "tegidcam" is a thing? I'll have to try it. I wanna pet my anteaters though :( )

Great graphics! Lots freedom. Horrible build system. Tutorial was buggy and not helpful. Pathing and Item placement requires too much effort and had to look up how to do most stuff. Wanted a relaxing zoo simulator. This offered way too much frustration.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Excellent
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Be rich
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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