Welcome to Sintracorp, the corporation where dreams go to die and unpaid overtime thrives. Enter Yuppie Psycho, a game that throws you into the shoes of Brian Pasternack, a humble nobody whose greatest life accomplishment up to this point was probably remembering to feed his house plant. Brian’s first day on the job isn’t just about learning to use the printer or figuring out where the coffee machine is — it’s about hunting a witch. Yes, you read that right: a witch.

Story:
Imagine getting hired for a “mystery position” without knowing any job details, salary, or even what your company does. Now imagine they tell you your only task is to eliminate an evil entity in the workplace. This is Brian’s life now. In Yuppie Psycho, Sintracorp makes even the worst job you’ve ever had look like paradise.

Gameplay:
Your “training” consists of finding obscure, ancient documents, hiding from nightmarish monsters (a.k.a. your “colleagues”), and figuring out that office supplies can actually save your life. Brian learns the most effective use of a pencil: stabbing living photocopiers that will try to eat him. The only drawback to using pencils this way? You’ll probably get a promotion for “efficiency.”

Throughout the game, you meet some memorable “coworkers”—from Hugo, the weird guy who somehow has way too much power, to Kate, who seems like she’s the only one who didn’t sell her soul. Every encounter is a comedic masterpiece, balancing horror with deadpan corporate absurdity. You’ll spend as much time laughing as you will nervously hiding in supply closets.

Graphics & Sound:
The pixel art style brings charm to what should be a terrifying experience. Sure, the dimly lit offices and mysterious goo seeping from the ceiling add to the horror, but the retro style somehow makes it… endearing? The soundtrack is like if your corporate orientation video got mixed with an 80s horror movie.

Conclusion:
Yuppie Psycho is a job simulator from hell and a horror-comedy done right. It’s a brilliant take on the horror genre, office life, and, let’s face it, entry-level positions. Not only will you fear for your life, but you’ll also reconsider your next job interview.

Verdict: Don’t play this game at work unless you want HR to schedule a very awkward meeting.

Excellent game I fear

This is a great and unique game. If someone presented this idea I would say - No way ! - So this is a survival horror game with no combat, focused on puzzles, has a great story with lot of dialogue and almost every character and conversation was well written. I would say that the story and the unique cast of characters is this game's forte It is funny how a 200 + million AAA title can't come close to a story Yuppie Psycho has. It really is another proof how a small indie team on a very small budget can create a great story driven horror game without copying RE or SH formula, Most of the popular horror indies are just clones of the big franchises and I don't think that is a good thing.
I wouldn't like to spoil anything so I will keep my review as short as possible.
I took my time with this game because I wanted to find out as much stuff and info as possible. The survival horror aspect is just great because it doesn't rely on combat and jump scares. It is a psychological horror game and it does that in many smart ways. If you just rush through this game you will miss most of the important stuff. Every new tape, conversation or even choice adds to a great story and atmosphere. The last thing I expected when I started playing was that I would care so deeply about almost every character and the overall story.
The game has a beautiful pixel art, good OST and solid sound design overall.
i could go on and on about this masterpiece but it is honestly one of the best games I played in 3 decades of playing games.
Stunning game that I would recommend to everyone at full price.