Good Morrow Distinguished Gentleman!

As a very small gesture of appreciation for your continued support for our studio, Vile Monarch would like to offer you a special additional 10% on our latest just released title, Weedcraft Inc. This discount is available for anyone who owns any of the titles below on Steam and stacks with any additional discounts, including the currently available 15% launch discount.

Steam users will get an additional 10% discount if they own any of the following games:

Block'Hood
Oh Sir
Oh Sir:The Hollywood Roast
Crush Your Enemies
Beat Cop

Or if they own the movie Austin High on Steam!

Don't own Austin High? If you buy Weedcraft Inc, you'll get Austin High for free. So how long will you have to lock in this deal? These discounts will last for two weeks from the time the game is live on Steam.

Thanks so much for the support, and we can't wait to get growing with all of you soon!

Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.

http://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/622720/

Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.

An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits.

Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.

For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies,

It’s time to spread the roast in the best Hollywood style! Today we welcome PS4 players from all around the world to join the most cinematic insult experience.

Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! Yes, you’re right. A new big flow of players that are yet to discover the game mechanic waiting to be insulted!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_Dh1F7ZpE
Remember, the argue between PC & consoles (and mobile) might last forever, but the Vile Monarch’s will is the following – all his minions need to be united - only together we’re the biggest insulters community in the world!

The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Enjoy the verbal roasting!

Xbox version of the game is coming on June 1st. It’s a gift, boy. You can book one already using the most evil form of buying goods – pre-order.

Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch

Hey there again you lovely people!

The next few days are going to be really special for us, as we’ve teamed-up with the amazing folks from One Gamer Fund and have put our entire library of Good Shepherd Entertainment published titles on sale for the lowest prices each respective title has ever been available for here on Steam to benefit the One Gamer Fund during its inaugural charity weekend.

The One Gamer Fund is a new philanthropic initiative comprised of seven gaming nonprofits: AbleGamers, Child’s Play, Games for Change, Global Game Jam, the IGDA Foundation, Stack-Up and Take This. Between 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 21 to 10 a.m. PT on Sept. 25, half of all proceeds generated by purchases of Good Shepherd games after Steam’s share of revenue is factored will be donated directly to the IGDA Foundation on behalf of the One Gamer Fund and subsequently dispersed among all partnering nonprofits.

This is not all though! We’ve also just launched a special new Good Shepherd Entertainment Bundle to coincide with this sale. This bundle will allow those whom already own some of our games to easily complete their set at a special additional 25% discount! This means that you can add even more gaming goodness to life whilst helping these seven amazing charities and causes.

A number of Twitch personalities will also be hosting special streams to aid the One Gamer Fund throughout the weekend. Individuals can learn more about ways to participate by visiting www.OneGamerFund.org and following @OneGamerFund on Twitter.

We can’t tell you guys how much this sales means to us and how proud we are to be a small part of helping these amazing causes. None of this would be possible without all of your help though, so on behalf of everyone involved in this benefit sale, we just wanted to say thank you very much for your continued support!

Here’s to the power of gaming!

Greetings,

The Good Shepherd Team

Dear distinguished Gentlemen & Ladies,

The wait is finally over! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to Xbox One consoles on August 4th! Xbox players will challenge themselves on the best verbal arenas in the world – available only in Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDTL0Riseg

You can expect most of the same features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations – all of them might come in handy.
Tell your friend that he was born in his cousins car via the Xbox Live!
More info and links to the Xbox store will be available on our Facebook/Twitter profiles.

Yours Sincerely,

Vile Monarch

Ladies, Gentlemen and Unattended Psychopaths,

We finally know who’s responsible for the murder by the lake - it’s The Postal Dude himself, a very naughty gentleman visiting us from a series of games you claim you didn’t play. But we know you did, knowing how many of you asked for this character, you sick nincompoops! So there you go, at your special request: enjoy the company of a disturbing guest star, featuring the original voice of Rick Hunter! That is, if you can figure out how to unlock him ...

And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast. It has a brand new cast of movie-inspired characters, which will be getting even bigger with upcoming updates!

Yours truly
Vile Monarch

PS
Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.

Before The Postal Dude invades The Insult Simulator, we have a special treat for our beloved Hollywood Roasters. Especially its modding community - they demanded easier ways to record voice for custom characters and they received it. Now there’s a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter.

But there’s more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contestt for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th!
Check out the details on our forum: http://steamproxy.com/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/.

And if you've spent the last months resting in a pet shop, here's where you can find The Hollywood Roast:
http://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/575330/OhSir_The_Hollywood_Roast/

Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun.

To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast.

There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.

• Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th

• Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
  
• New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
  
• Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: Live out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August

So stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents!

*so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle

Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, we’re still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER.

You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge!

So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous… that’s NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2!

To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.