Well well well...seems it's another day atop the mountainous trash heap of polygonal mold. The digital pimple, nearly at its breaking point, but no release...

This game unfortunately is what released however. And man, does the festering incompetence show from every God forsaken angle of it.

When I purchased this game, from money tucked away in savings after an arduous long day of monotony, I couldn't help but feel as if a gust of antagonistic wind came and sucked it away, with no sign of return...

The game markets itself an "action game," promising depth defying lands and a robust set of artillary to turn your sworn enemies into unrecognizable dust. But alas, this was not the case :/

Okay game, so you play as what now?!?! A CUBE?!!? NOT EVEN A BALL?!??! At least then, you would arguably have a greater range of traversal to trek the hazardous wastelands, encountering new killing devices and showing those unlovable dredges no mercy. Nope. Just a cube. As if we haven't reached the technological foundations which would enable such expected feats.

Another point I would regret to mention...the map. UGH. This is a realm that will have your gaming trained eyes rolling like eggs on wet ice. Despicable...I couldn't find my way to the next universe if I tried! And believe me, I DID

No waypointer, no escort mission, no mouth watering fanservice, NOTHING. Just an accursed land of ups and downs, lefts and rights. If I wanted to navigate a clock, I'd work at Tesla! >:( Gaming geographies are supposed to be a simple challenge. You climb the hill, save the princess, and get the star. The only star I got was being starstruck by how impossibly difficult this homeworld was. I COULDN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST SECTION!!!! HELLO?!?!!?

I'll end my gamer reconnaissance service by saying this. It's just typical of it's genre, and I can't hate it for it

I give this game a 12/30! Generous yes, but when a title such as this has so much to give, I can't help but just give back a little more ;)

You edge.