killing zombies is fun

shoot zombies, die, repeat

Since I downloaded tf2, I've always hated sniper, this absolute joke of a class can oneshot every single class in the game at any distance, i used to ragequit whenever a morbidly obese gaming chair sniper main joined the enemy team, my least played class is sniper because i refuse to use this ridiculous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ class that ruins every fun i could have had playing this game But recently something snapped, I am tired of being the prey and now i will become the hunter, I am determined to become the fun ruiner, i will play nothing but sniper now, i will become the 1k+ hours obese sniper main, i will buy a gaming chair to improve my aim and spend all my money to buy a professional australium sniper rifle and once it reaches 8.5k hale's own, i will rename it to "fun ruiner 2000" And finally when i become the obese sniper main I've always hated, I will realise that i gained absolutely nothing from it, there will be no fun on playing tf2 anymore because if i don't get haccused and kicked from the match, the worst thing people will do is call me an nword in the chat and ruin my steam profile with countless -rep comments accusing me of cheating. I have finally beaten the game and reached my goal, but now i will have no goals or skill to play any class other than sniper, i will play no other fps games because the mechanics and learning curve are different and if I'm not immediately good i will quit and come back to tf2 to find a match every 5 hours and maybe get some seconds of joy by seeing a salty heavy main cursing on me in the chat. But that will be it, all the fun remaining in my life will be playing sniper in tf2, i will have no job because my boss will fire me for downloading tf2 in the office computer and no friends because i never actually had any. Maybe that's the reason I became a sniper main in the first place, I have never felt the joy of sharing a laugh with someone in years, the only type of accessible happiness i can find is dominating players in tf2 and getting a reaction out of them, that's the only thing in life that will make me proud, the only thing that i will be good at, the only source of happiness even if extremely short will be becoming a sniper main in tf2, and it will cost everything I have, my money, my job and my sanity.

That's my goals as a sniper main in tf2. What are your goals with your main class?