Gordon Freeman when he was a wee lad. 

 

my mom when she checks my essay 

I dunno who's more at fault. Sam for landing on the button, or World Wide Weather for having a button like this in the first place. 

That face. 

hahahahahha-shutup 

"In 1215, after the great revolts of his barons, King John famously signed the Magna Carta in the middle of a volcano, freeing the nobles." 

I made a pretty snowflake. 

Due to an obvious lack of common sense, you got blown away by the Wind Machine. 

「炊飯器にお水を入れなきゃ、ご飯は炊けませんよ。ダンナ！」