Bro, Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood is like the ultimate yeehaw simulator until it decides to betray you in Act III. You’re rollin’ as the McCall bros, Ray and Thomas, shootin’ up bad guys, chasing gold, and having some good ol’ family drama. It’s a solid cowboy experience—until it ain’t. Let me break it down.

What’s Sick:
Cowboy Vibes in Dusty towns, saloons, deserts—peak Wild West aesthetics. You’ll feel like a rootin’-tootin’ gunslinger.

Spicy Drama between Two brothers, one gold, lots of betrayals. The story’s got that soap opera but make it Western energy.

Pick Your Bro kind of vibe. Ray’s the 'kick down doors and blow stuff up” guy, while Thomas is sneaky and good with ropes and rifles. Play how you vibe.

Gunfights Hit Different as the guns feel so satisfying, and the duel mechanic? Bro, straight-up movie moments every time.

Big Action Sequences of Horseback chases, explosions, shootouts—there’s no chill, and it’s awesome.

What’s Yeehaw No:
Railroad Simulator: It’s super linear. Go here, shoot this, cutscene, repeat. No room to cowboy around freely.

Enemies Are Dumb Dumb: Bandits out here standing in the open like they wanna get shot. Not exactly geniuses. Sometimes the bandit pop up their head on top of the screen like those jesus memes when you start sinning kind of aura. kinda creepy.

As much as I like playing this goat. Game Is Broken in 2025. So, uh, Act III? Yeah, it’s a 'no-go'. The game just gets stuck in a loading loop mid-campaign. GG, cowboy.

People around my age, like middle age and senior might able to cope with the graphic and it sure does Aged Like Milk: It looked amazing in 2009, but now? Kinda rough. Some textures might hurt your eyes.

Final Yeehaw:
This game was the Wild West dream back in the day, but now it’s like finding out your horse only has three legs. The story and gunplay still slap, but if you hit that Act III loading loop, it’s game over for your cowboy adventure. It’s fun while it works, but in 2025, it’s more broken than a saloon door after a bar fight. Buy it for the nostalgia, but don’t expect to finish the ride.

+ Yeehaw

- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, just shut up already, let me play the damn game
- Old game jank that makes the game feel worse
- Lost Causers be like
- Confederates with lever actions
- Insufferable characters ong
- Buggy to no end for me

3/10, would shoot my brother again.

They say sequels can either suck so hard, they make Lana Rhodes jealous, or be the next Romeo and Juliet.
In this case, we don't have Romeo OR Juliet, but do have Ray and William.
10/10, no complains.
And also the duel mechanics are fixed and works all the time.