A gaming website I used to use is apparently shutting down so I'm going through my old posts to see if there's anything I want to archive, below is a comment I made about this game there about 11 years ago, with an added caveat at the end:

People need help with achievements. Firstly about safes . I stayed on the map 1 safe. He's in the house Fat . How to get there ? So trying to pass - the gate is closed , and around like no other opportunity to enter . And what is the mission I was nepomnyu , prompt entry into the house or what mission to beat to get there. The second is also about safes . I left on the map where the list of safes, altars , etc. - Written that I did not open the safe 3 . 1 Safe in the center, one in North Point and the house where Fat . In Aberdeen I found all safes . But when I click on the map on the map to show me the location of safes . I've got one that appears only in the house Fat . The rest of the type shown in white are visible . What kind of a bug ? Third, how to kill a ranged weapon ? How to disarm enemies? And how to do murder in the smoke ?

* From memory I discovered the above post in the Steam forums and thought it was really funny so I copy and pasted it as a new discussion in that gaming website. The top reply was that they hoped English was my 5th or 6th language.

i needed more pork buns

I had the most fun doing ninja wall-kicks on people. I don't remember much else from this game though.