I have no teeth，and I must scream 

 

Well that's as high as I'm going! Felt like a fitting place to end it. 

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 

Regrets. 

HES CANON 

this is the type of humor I live for. it's like the game was written by Douglas Adams 

Had to look this one up. The first one said, "Die in a fire you bastard". The second one said, "Go piss up a rope". So, yes, these robots are trash talking each other in binary. 

omg markiplier AND northernlion reference? 

Love this writing. One can easily see this author could do anything else just as well, but chose comedy, the hardest way of expression.