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DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game – a title that’s not just a game, but an experience. And those extra E's? They’re probably there for the Excitement, the Extravagance, or maybe just the sheer Extent of absurdity packed into this wacky low-poly world. If you're looking for something normal, well, my friend, keep scrolling—because normal checked out the moment this deer strapped on a machine gun.

Let’s talk aesthetics first. The low-poly art style isn’t just a choice; it’s a statement. Every triangle and quad screams, “Yes, I’m a polygon, and proud of it!” It’s like stepping into a cubist fever dream, where reality takes a backseat to chaos, and physics is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Gameplay? Imagine Grand Theft Auto, but swap out the criminals with a deer—a deer that’s as graceful as it is destructive. Forget about running from the cops; in this game, you’re dodging (or more likely fighting) sheep police officers, polar bears in cardboard police car covers, and dogs that are… well, too complicated to explain in a single sentence. And yes, these “elite” units take their jobs very seriously. Meanwhile, you’re prancing around headbutting buildings, which hilariously bounce like they’re made of rubber—because, why not?

The tools of your havoc-wreaking trade are equally absurd. Your antlers? Oh, they’re not just for show. These bad boys are multifunctional, capable of growing on humans and turning them into your loyal (and surprisingly aggressive) minions. But why stop there? Equip some firearms, because nothing says “deer” like dual-wielding pistols. And if that doesn’t scream “game of the year” to you, I don’t know what will.

Now, don’t expect a 40-hour narrative masterpiece. This game won’t hold your hand with deep storytelling or dramatic plot twists. Instead, it’ll toss you straight into the action with a “Here’s a deer; go nuts.” It’s pure, unfiltered fun—the kind of fun where you’re mumbling, “What the heck am I even looking at?” every other second.

If you’re a kind soul who traveled all the way to Nara, Japan, just to feed the deer and have them nibble on your clothes, this game will feel like a bizarre homecoming. But instead of feeding them rice crackers, you’re feeding destruction to an unsuspecting city.

Oh, and did I mention the nods to other games? There are so many references and homages packed into this world that it’s impossible to list them all here. They’re like little Easter eggs scattered everywhere, adding an extra layer of quirkiness to an already absurd adventure.

And for fans of “My Deer Friend Nokotan,” there’s a cherry on top: as of this review, there’s a limited-time free DLC that adds a few delightful surprises. Of course, regional restrictions apply, because licensing is the villain in all of our stories. But don’t worry too much if you’re outside the supported countries. The DLC is more of a charming Easter egg than a game-changer.

Overall, DEEEER Simulator is quirky, chaotic, and unapologetically fun. It’s not going to replace your favorite RPG or become your go-to competitive game, but for what it is—a hilarious sandbox of absurdity—it’s worth every penny. So, grab a controller, channel your inner deer, and get ready to wreak some havoc. You won’t regret it.